Zurich’s All Right!
Tuesday, September 11th, 2007Switzerland, so small and yet so large in the imagination. Chocolate, money, mountains and snow, cows with bells, Heidi.
After going there, my list now includes lakes, clocks, and bathing, yes, bathing. Let me explain.
I went to Switzerland by train – highly recommended. The scenery is so beautiful and the mountains majestic. Roads and railways fight each other for the narrow valley spaces. It was summer, June, and the highest mountains still had snow on them, with cascades of water rushing down to the lakes and rivers below. The rivers were full of sailing boats and the lakes rimmed by holidaymakers. The train ran on time, to within seconds (even though it came from Italy, notorious for trains doing whatever they like). But the Swiss like things to run on time, and for all their transport to connect.
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| Lovely Zurich, Switzerland |
Later, I was amazed to discover that not only were all the clocks at Zurich’s main train station showing the same time, but that all the clocks at all the stations in Switzerland had the same time! And, to top it off, the timetables had been written so that trains actually connect with one another to make the traveller’s life easy. A new and shocking concept to an Australian. Especially one who has spent a while in Britain; I remember a section about Welsh trains in Bill Bryson’s Notes From A Small Island where he is amazed then amused then annoyed to discover that a bus was scheduled to depart a station two minutes before the train was due to arrive there – perhaps Wales needs to employ someone from Switzerland for a couple of months. Anyway, I digress…
Crossing the border into Switzerland was interesting. Passports were cursorily glanced at, but the Finance Controllers were more thorough. They walked the length of the train scoping out potential cash smugglers, then came on board and searched the bags of the chosen few. I hear that at some airports they now have dogs which can sniff out cash – where can I buy me one of them?
I’m not sure what makes you look like you’re on your way to surreptitiously open a Swiss bank account, but the man opposite me in his pinstripe suit obviously fitted the part. After searching his bag and drawing a blank, they turned on me: ‘You travel together?’
I shook my head. One of the most confusing things about border crossings is remembering which language to address which official in: I think I usually end up appearing mute. Anyway, they glanced at my gaudy purple-and-green suitcase, decided no one could be stupid enough to carry a million cash in that, and moved on to their next victim. I was kind of insulted to be thought not capable of money smuggling or laundering - and by the speed and intensity at which pinstripe suit man denied knowing me.
I was headed for Zurich to stay with a friend for a few days. I knew nothing about the place except for the above list and that she lived there. Also that it was important not to tell the inhabitants they are speaking German, they speak Swiss-German. I’m not sure whether they are that sensitive in Geneva, perhaps there they are happy to speak French. The first thing that struck me is how wealthy Zurich seems. The cars are all new, the streets are clean, there is no snarling traffic, everything runs on time (I think I may have mentioned that…) and everyone seems quite content. According to recent surveys, it is the city with the highest quality of living in the world (Geneva is second).
| A Chagall window at Fraumunster, Zurich |
That said, it lacked some of the excitement of other cities I have been to, some of their edge, but if I were raising three kids and a dog, Zurich would be very high on my list of places to do it – if I could get permission to live and work there. Understandably they are quite protective of their excellent opportunities to ski in winter and sail in summer, the clean air and affluent lifestyle.
But it was reassuring to note that sometimes the trams do smell like they’re homeless and to be approached outside the Kunsthaus gallery by a rather persistent man who said I had a lucky face – I didn’t hang around to find out what he meant but I did finally feel like I was in a big, bad city.
So don’t think I am saying Zurich is dull. It is a small (population 340,000) but packed with history. During the wars, the neutrality of Switzerland drew a lot of artists to live there and the Dada movement was born in Zurich’s old town in 1916, at Cabaret Voltaire, now a cafe/bar and exhibition space. James Joyce lived here from 1915-1919, wrote Ulysses and much later died here during exile from Nazi-occupied Paris in 1941. (He is buried in Fluntern Cemetery.) Lenin and Trotsky also took refuge in Zurich during World War 1. It must have been quite a party.
Zurich also has wonderful churches: St Peterskirche (which has the largest clock face in Europe), the Grossmunster (with its twin spires) and the 13th-century Fraumunster (with the beautiful Marc Chagall windows from 1967). The transition of church from holy place to must-see tourist trap became very clear when I was in the Fraumunster; there were many of us looking at the Chagall stained glass when a mobile phone rang. Rather than apologetically turning it off or taking it outside, the woman happily answered and held a loud conversation mid-chapel. And not one of us said a word to her.
| Bad Utoquai, Zurich |
But my favourite thing was the swimming pools. I went to one on the river and one on the lake. Floating on pontoons they have sun decks, changing cabins, kiosks and enclosed pools (which are actually part of the lake or the river). On the river is the Frauenbad, a 19th-century women-only bathing pavilion.
The basking is mainly topless, the atmosphere relaxed and the iced coffee sublime. Being on the river, the current was quite fast in the outer pool and the water not totally pristine. But I really liked it and wish it was in a city I lived in. On summer nights it becomes a mixed barefoot bar, Barfussbar.
On the lake is Bad Utoquai, a mixed swimming pool, bigger than the Frauenbad and with steps into the cold lake water and a platform to swim to as well as the enclosed pool which traps a fair bit of lake litter. But to swim in Lake Zurich, looking at the snow capped mountains, seeing people nearby walking in the park, swimming their dogs amongst the swans, while sailboats float past is really a very nice thing to do on a summer’s afternoon. And afterwards, try a Movenpick ice cream from one of the many street sellers, yum.
So, I’m really glad I went to Switzerland but I have to say, I’ll probably go back only if I have good reason – skiing, sailing, visiting my friend. Or a million bucks to launder.
Planning a trip? Browse Viator’s tours in Zurich and things to do in Switzerland. You can also browse photos of Zurich on the Viator Flickr site.











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